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Count Dracula
#181
Tue, 13/04/2010 - 11:32
bexalala;532996 wrote:
Oki Ni news letter?!

Where do I sign?


On the Oki-Ni Website Wink

I just got a very nice pair of jeans from Oki-Ni actually
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#182
Tue, 13/04/2010 - 15:02
Cowboy;534178 wrote:
a very nice pair of jeans from Oki-Ni


i don't believe you, there's no such thing. picture please.
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#183
Tue, 13/04/2010 - 15:08
Cowboy;534178 wrote:
On the Oki-Ni Website Wink

I just got a very nice pair of jeans from Oki-Ni actually


ivan_smackhead;534260 wrote:
i don't believe you, there's no such thing. picture please.


Bargain!
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Count Dracula
#184
Tue, 13/04/2010 - 15:14
ivan_smackhead;534260 wrote:
i don't believe you, there's no such thing. picture please.


Come to Secret Weapons on Friday and you can see me wear them whilst I am playing records.. surely a selling point?
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Count Arthur Strong
#185
Tue, 13/04/2010 - 15:50
Count Cookula;534264 wrote:
Bargain!


pink keks are not cool. no fucking way.
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#186
Tue, 13/04/2010 - 17:05
http://www.oki-ni.com/Mens-Footwear/Nonnative-Voyager-Lace-Up-Boot/invt/non0042bei

£905 for used looking boots - doh!

I see the chap's now sporting a full beard in a doomed bid to no longer be recognised on here
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#187
Tue, 13/04/2010 - 17:54
murt;534323 wrote:
http://www.oki-ni.com/Mens-Footwear/Nonnative-Voyager-Lace-Up-Boot/invt/non0042bei

£905 for used looking boots - doh!

I see the chap's now sporting a full beard in a doomed bid to no longer be recognised on here


I actually enjoy the look on dan's face more than the clothes now.

And hearing on here that he was until recently unaware of this thread brings a new and heart-rending poignancy to the desperate, almost hurt look on his face in the shots.

His expression now reveals his reaction to that terrible new truth - what he had always feared was true: somewhere, someone he knew, personally, a friend, perhaps a good friend was laughing at him in his short-sleeved kinky sailor suit in crepe dechine with crop legs and dropped crotch.

Still, he's likely coining it in if he has any sense. Good work, la.

Oki-ni people: if you need a late-30s, slightly potbellied bloke with no sense of style to model the winter range, I'm your man. I understand you have a worn-over-the-paunch mini-kilt range in gilded polyester for Winter 2010. I'd rock it.
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Tue, 13/04/2010 - 20:17
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Tue, 13/04/2010 - 20:32
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Tue, 13/04/2010 - 21:17
hard to top, almost spat beer all over the laptop, was in stitches
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#191
Tue, 13/04/2010 - 21:25
ivan_smackhead;534291 wrote:
pink keks are not cool. no fucking way.


don't reckon they'd go down too well in the local boozer them Danny
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Count Arthur Strong
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Tue, 13/04/2010 - 21:29


The best thing about this Oki Ni site is yer no longer face a dilemma whether its alright to fork out for yer own clobber
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#193
Tue, 13/04/2010 - 21:47
I Robot;534391 wrote:
don't reckon they'd go down too well in the local boozer them Danny


is right.

this Dan fella, that models this stuff, does he own oki-ni/is he the buyer/does he just work there?
secondly, to the people who say they've met him, does he wear this stuff on the street...y'know...down the boozer?
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#194
Tue, 13/04/2010 - 23:28
from what I can gather he's defo the buyer - not sure if he's part owner / manager either

this threads not just on here - Oki ni and Dan are havin the piss took out of them all over the internet on every type of forum or fashion site.Apparently there's youtube clips where he talks about the ethos of the clothes they buy.

Only found this out by chance but believe me there's far more piss takin goin on on other sites -

most of this reminds me of features in Id and The Face years ago which we'd dub " 10 Shirts Yer'd Never Wear "
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#195
Tue, 13/04/2010 - 23:35


Fucking miserable!

So is Dan..

and yes he does wear it sometimes but he is a good fella

come to Bad Passion on Saturday and check for yourself

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Wed, 14/04/2010 - 01:13
bexalala;534417 wrote:
Fucking miserable!

So is Dan..

and yes he does wear it sometimes

come to Bad Passion on Saturday and check for yourself

Smile


No need to pack any acid if the jacket's in tow.. Smile
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#197
Wed, 14/04/2010 - 02:02
mikuni;534439 wrote:
No need to pack any acid if the jacket's in tow.. Smile


still gettin them mushy flashbacks Tongue
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Wed, 14/04/2010 - 10:59
mikuni;534439 wrote:
No need to pack any acid if the jacket's in tow.. Smile


that jacket's actually impregnated with vintage Owsley acid - lick the hem and you'd be off your nut for a month.
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#199
Wed, 14/04/2010 - 12:18
He's a damn nice geordie fella!

I've known him for a while - I'ver never seen him wearing anything "overtly" fashionable, he's a trendy , but I know worse...

Actually, having said that, I did see him wearing a blazer last summer that was made out of an eccentric fabric but that was a one off...
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#200
Wed, 14/04/2010 - 12:54
Indeed, lovely fella. Everyone has to have a job or a hobby, Dan's is just making the overly-waged/wealthy look stupid.
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Wed, 14/04/2010 - 13:05
and amusing a bunch of snide old blokes like us lot who don't have half the bollocks required to wear such outlandish creations. and getting paid for it.

Go on Dan, lad. Show us how it's done. Team that gladiator helmet-bib in repurposed net curtain with the macramé adult nappy for winter 2010.
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Count Basie
#202
Wed, 14/04/2010 - 13:06
i want paying if they nick that, by the way.
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#203
Wed, 14/04/2010 - 17:12
he finally comes out of the closet Smile

http://okiniguy.posterous.com/
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#204
Wed, 14/04/2010 - 17:51
with that beard he looks a bit like Gary from Team America when he undergoes surgery to look like a terrorist. uncanny. http://www.bagsnob.com/images/teamamericagary1.jpg
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#205
Wed, 14/04/2010 - 17:57
Dan's profile is amusing

Shame you can't leave any comments

http://posterous.com/people/5emdK0LKXUpb
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Wed, 14/04/2010 - 18:17
do like the rainbow cardy mind Smile
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Wed, 14/04/2010 - 20:45
http://www.oki-ni.com/page/jobs anyone want to relieve the earlier model?
i am afraid i am exempt as i am only 5'2" and shaped like danny devito.. although come to think of it? http://i148.photobucket.com/albums/s36/hanstasunleashd/fat_people.jpg Smile
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#208
Thu, 15/04/2010 - 00:58
uncle jeff again;534680 wrote:
http://www.oki-ni.com/page/jobs anyone want to relieve the earlier model?


me. i'm having it. i'm gonna apply to be a model for oki-ni.

wish me luck.
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Count Dracula
#209
Thu, 15/04/2010 - 11:05
bexalala;534417 wrote:

come to Bad Passion on Saturday and check for yourself
Smile

I shall be at Bad Passion on Saturday, DJ Spun at the last one was immense.. My girl will be on the door, her name is Meesh, tell her you know Mark and she will no doubt charge you double

As for Dan, top bloke as are all of them lot.
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Thu, 15/04/2010 - 13:10
Cowboy;534796 wrote:
I shall be at Bad Passion on Saturday, DJ Spun at the last one was immense.. My girl will be on the door, her name is Meesh, tell her you know Mark and she will no doubt charge you double

As for Dan, top bloke as are all of them lot.


Mark, this is Ola here Smile

I am djing on my mates b-day party so probably won't make it to BP this time booo
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