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Count Dracula
#151
Fri, 26/03/2010 - 11:38
Count Cookula;530347 wrote:
Not only is Dan back, he's sporting some very fetching psychedelic arse worm trousers that could do permanent damage to an acid casualty at a festival near you this summer

Make sure you check the side and rear views

http://www.oki-ni.com/Mens-Trousers/Bernhard-Willhelm-Mesh-Trackpants/invt/bern0010grn


'...finished with hairy back pockets...' !!!??? What the fuck planet are these people on?
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Count Dracula
#152
Fri, 26/03/2010 - 12:03
I Robot;530404 wrote:
Apparently he's not just the model but also the Buyer at oki - haven't been too far into it but he's beein slaughtered all over the net and rightly so if you check his iv's on youtube


he is also a top lad, good DJ with great music taste and a mint job that most people on here would love. He is in charge of sorting out all the music Oki Ni sell, yep there are issues with this limited edition, comes with a free wank rag thing. But for the Mark 7 mix alone they have done a service to music lovers everywhere.

I got some very nice jeans from Oki Ni yesterday.

Some of their clothes are silly though
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Count Arthur Strong
#153
Fri, 26/03/2010 - 12:11
Paul H;530424 wrote:
'...finished with hairy back pockets...' !!!??? What the fuck planet are these people on?


Have you not got a hairy back pocket then?
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#154
Fri, 26/03/2010 - 13:33
the whole thing has to be a viral in-joke. a marketing masterstroke getting them massive eyeball time, yeah?

that last pair of trousers are the most fantastic thing i have seen today. totally fucking glorious. and yes, the thread should die a happy death here.

i'm sure dan is a top boy, ace dj and all-round good egg. but if those kecks are real, at that price someone's having a total laugh at oki-ni's expense.
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#155
Fri, 26/03/2010 - 13:57
Cowboy;530439 wrote:
he is also a top lad, good DJ with great music taste and a mint job that most people on here would love. He is in charge of sorting out all the music Oki Ni sell, yep there are issues with this limited edition, comes with a free wank rag thing. But for the Mark 7 mix alone they have done a service to music lovers everywhere.

I got some very nice jeans from Oki Ni yesterday.

Some of their clothes are silly though


clearly his great taste doesn't extend to his clobber choices
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Count Dracula
#156
Fri, 26/03/2010 - 15:33
mike p;530481 wrote:
if those kecks are real, at that price someone's having a total laugh at oki-ni's expense.


Or is it Oki-Ni having a laugh at whoever has bought them's expense?

I have bought Frank a pair for the next Low Life
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#157
Fri, 26/03/2010 - 15:55
Cowboy;530513 wrote:

I have bought Frank a pair for the next Low Life


It's the sort of thing he'd happily wear, I'm 100% certain
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#158
Fri, 26/03/2010 - 17:06
Count Cookula;530517 wrote:
It's the sort of thing he'd happily wear, I'm 100% certain


I don't doubt it for a minute mate
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#159
Fri, 26/03/2010 - 18:34
Count Cookula;530517 wrote:
It's the sort of thing he'd happily wear, I'm 100% certain




Frank is such a groovster!
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Count Basie
#160
Sat, 27/03/2010 - 12:35
I actually like those kegs.

I'll wait until they come down in the sale..
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#161
Wed, 07/04/2010 - 16:27
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Count Basie
#162
Wed, 07/04/2010 - 16:30
OKi Ni - the gift that keeps on giving.

I reckon it's guerilla marketing. They get mentions here weekly for the hairy-pocketed neon-orange off-shoulder kangaroo's bell-end tabards, and then people click through and see they have some OK stuff. It just cannot, cannot be serious.
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#163
Wed, 07/04/2010 - 16:32


In this outfit Dan could play Jesus in an Easter school play
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Count Basie
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Wed, 07/04/2010 - 16:41


i'm amazed by the price of this stuff. this looks like you could make it yourself for less than a fiver (if you really wanted to that is).
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#165
Wed, 07/04/2010 - 17:04
bexalala;532840 wrote:
In this outfit Dan could play Jesus in an Easter school play


Sai Baba more like.
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#166
Wed, 07/04/2010 - 19:42


might sell some in japan, wouldn't recommend it it china though......
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#167
Wed, 07/04/2010 - 22:13
i'm sure the people at oki-ni have got on to the djh piss take thread and now deliberately slip in (made up) stuff just to see if we bite.

honestly, the only things more ridiculous than the clothes at oki-ni are the prices.

http://www.oki-ni.com/Mens-T-Shirts/Christopher-Shannon-Zip-Bib/invt/chs0010mul

it's not even a coat, it's part of a coat for £149!
looks like someone's been rooting through the chazzas, found some c.1984 gabbichi ski coats and cut out the hood to sell.
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#168
Thu, 08/04/2010 - 00:53
ivan_smackhead;532910 wrote:


http://www.oki-ni.com/Mens-T-Shirts/Christopher-Shannon-Zip-Bib/invt/chs0010mul

it's not even a coat, it's part of a coat for £149!
looks like someone's been rooting through the chazzas, found some c.1984 gabbichi ski coats and cut out the hood to sell.


Best put your hood up, you'll get soaked otherwise son
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Count Dracula
#169
Thu, 08/04/2010 - 09:40


As soon as I got the Oki Ni news letter yesterday, I knew this would appear on here...
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#170
Thu, 08/04/2010 - 10:55
I ran in to Dan the other day. He was blissfully unaware of the existance of this thread. Soon put that right..
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#171
Thu, 08/04/2010 - 10:58
Cowboy;532974 wrote:
As soon as I got the Oki Ni news letter yesterday, I knew this would appear on here...


Oki Ni news letter?!

Where do I sign?
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#172
Thu, 08/04/2010 - 11:13
Rotter3*;532994 wrote:
I ran in to Dan the other day. He was blissfully unaware of the existance of this thread. Soon put that right..


haha. Hi Dan.
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#173
Thu, 08/04/2010 - 12:23


"this piece should be dry cleaned only."

Count me out.
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#174
Thu, 08/04/2010 - 19:05
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#175
Fri, 09/04/2010 - 01:27
spider;532877 wrote:
might sell some in japan, wouldn't recommend it it china though......


Japan? No way! They're fashionable over here, it's not a stereotype Smile

These garbs are for your Hoxton munters that think Japanese kids are wearing these garbs.

When in reality, if they'd been to Tokyo they'd know that Japanese kids are all in Adidas sneakers and North Face jackets.. Smile

Dan needs a medal, hats off to him!
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#176
Fri, 09/04/2010 - 15:34
Paul H;533163 wrote:
I know what I need, a bib for 149 quid...

http://www.oki-ni.com/Mens-T-Shirts/Christopher-Shannon-Zip-Bib/invt/chs0010mul


think that will be quite a nice jacket when they finish it.
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#177
Fri, 09/04/2010 - 20:14
mikuni;533236 wrote:
Japan? No way! They're fashionable over here, it's not a stereotype Smile

These garbs are for your Hoxton munters that think Japanese kids are wearing these garbs.

When in reality, if they'd been to Tokyo they'd know that Japanese kids are all in Adidas sneakers and North Face jackets.. Smile

Dan needs a medal, hats off to him!


hey Mikuni, that was no dig at japan, just a poor taste joke about dressing like a buddhist monk in china is probably not wise!


i'll get me hooded bib....
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#178
Sat, 10/04/2010 - 19:31
someone zap this fella :mad:
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#179
Sat, 10/04/2010 - 20:58
I Robot;533615 wrote:
someone zap this fella :mad:


alert the authority
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#180
Mon, 12/04/2010 - 03:16
spider;533460 wrote:
hey Mikuni, that was no dig at japan, just a poor taste joke about dressing like a buddhist monk in china is probably not wise!


i'll get me hooded bib....


No worries mate, my response was nothing more than jest, a bit like some of these garms..
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