The "Whatever happened to the future?" thread...
Count Basie
Fri, 10/02/2012 - 07:42
We're supposed to live in the future, aren't we?
Personally, I'm very disappointed that everything doesn't look like this:

And we were promised hover-boards too, remember?
What else disappoints you about the way the future turned out?
Personally, I'm very disappointed that everything doesn't look like this:

And we were promised hover-boards too, remember?
What else disappoints you about the way the future turned out?


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I said just now I thought the whole thing was fantastic, I'll go further than that, it's absolute rubbish
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Good point. Where are those damned robots?
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Or do you actually like washing the dishes in the sink?
Never mind how I found out; I'm a scientist.
I'm sorry but I just don't get this. Seriously. Are you sure you haven't just trained yourself not to mind it out of necessity?
For me, dishwasher = essential.
I dunno. As long as the water's warm I'm fine with it. It's something to do, I guess. Pass the time before inevitable death.
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the future's here already innit! The US Patent Office came a little bit close to closing shop in 1900 because they thought that everything significant had already been invented. This current era I reckon smart phone with wireless internet is pretty much magic level technology - to the point where it might have frightened me if I saw it in 1982 when I was 10 and washing the dishes at my auntie's!
what's weird is how quick we all are to adapt to hi-techness to some degree - the way even toddlers can cats can figure out ipads. this whole forum is a bit about future shock though isn't it? lots of musical reminiscing rather than embracing freshness. a bit like having a 8mm film filter to use with an iphone camera footage
the maddest science fiction of the short term future is defo coming from the world of nanotechnology. There's this epic filing classification for new Patents and nano just has the one class! which is like in the 1900 we only had electrical gadget compared to thousands of classifications currently (ha!)
there's footage of a lost tribe being massively spooked at seeing their first mirror - fully freaked out and hiding the reflection with a leaf. what the fuck would they make of an iphone!!! which makes it incredible that it's no drama at all for a kid growing up amongst it all
Iron baths were common when I was young. While I was living at home, we got central heating in the mid 60s, a fridge around the same time, a proper washing machine in 1972, a car in about 1972, a phone in 1974, a colour telly in 1974, a freezer in the late 70s.
Wash day before the arrival of the washing machine, meant putting it into this massive tub with a mangle, with the kitchen swimming in water, then into a primitive tumble dryer that two people had to hold to stabilise. Washing took all day. Now it's something you quickly do in between the other shit. The future's what happens while you're living, innit.
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Let's get back to the way the future was much better in the 70s:
because whatever they are; they don't often operate correctly, but they sure as shit double my output expectancy.
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Romantic nostalgia is very present amongst music fans and listening to music of different eras, scenes and cultures is a fascinating way to explore different sonic landscapes, ways to dance and gain inspiration for fresh creativity. I think I'd rather be alive now than any time in the past but I most want to live in a different future.
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"Much like the artists that made it, its a mature look at lounge music, sound images from their main influences, Ennio Morricone, Russ Meyer’s movies, really musicianship mixed with a modern electronic twist, very much like Ralph Myerz recent stardom with his porn sound tracked beat cocktails, Hi-Fi Companions reekes of 50’s parties, 60’s saxophone and synthesisers yet has the modern breaks and beats of today’s lounge music. This is lounge with style, not throw away background music, but modern engaging music, full of real instrumentation from classical trained musicians but with a depth that can only come from experience and a real sense of history. Old and new combine to form a modern electronic music on the rocks"
space is the place, baby : )
From a 1979 book. The caption reads:
Section through a Torus Space Colony. Any type of Earth-like landscape or climate would be possible to manufacture inside the colony: rural Oxfprdshire, the Rocky Mountains, or the Amazon forest. A space colony of this size, constructed of materials from the moon or Asteroid Belt and manufactured in space, could support a population of two hundred thousand to several million. Inside Torus, the largest of four colonies proposed by Dr O'Neill of Princeton University, the Earth-like gravity would be produced by the rotation of the large cylinder every 114 seconds. In order to produce days, nights, and seasons, sunlight coming through the glass 'windows' would be controlled by mirrors outside."
Do you think anyone at Princeton is still proposing such things?
this book helped teach me to read. however, the promise never delivered. fuck the future. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/You_Will_Go_to_the_Moon_(book)
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on the factory floor putting the men and women who did their job on the dole - didn't mention that when they said we'd have more leisure time did they
Bill's right dishwashers are shite
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Syd Mead Visual Futurist concept designer for the film Blade Runner among many things.
His Mobility scooter ideas unfortunately didn't forsee obesity !
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anyone watching that house of the future thing on channel 4? 3-d printing in particular was interesting to me, the model they had in the house was superdeluxe but you can get a reprap one in kit form that basically does the same thing for about 650 quid
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The George Bennie Railplane. A propeller-driven suspended monorail car that was intended to link Glasgow and Edinburgh in the 1930s.
And they haven't given up on it either. The Falkirk Wheel from 2002.