Mike goes into an elevator, looks up and sees this great big huge guy standing next to him. The big guy sees the little guy staring at him, looks down and says, "7 feet tall, 350 lbs, 20 inch penis, testicles 3 lbs each, Turner Brown." Mike just faints dead away and falls to the floor.
The big dude kneels down and brings him to, by slapping his face and shaking him. He asks, "Are you OK??" In a very weak voice Mike says, "Excuse me, but what did you just say to me?" The big dude says, "When I saw the curious look on your face, I just figured I'd give you the answers to the questions everyone always asks me. "I'm 7 feet tall, weigh 350 lbs, have a 20 inch penis, my testicles weigh 3 lbs each, and my name is Turner Brown." Mike said, "Oh Thank God!!! I thought you said 'Turn Around!'"
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...would you give me some information on learning hip-hop dance in Hollywood?
CAIDA, the Cooperative Association for Internet Data Analysis, provides tools and analyses promoting the engineering and maintenance of a robust, scalable global Internet infrastructure.
what i understand is that they visualize the internet data streams....
more info : http://www.caida.org/home/
www.soundtoys.net - Warning: Hours can be wasted here, especially if stoned.
http://soundcloud.com/twonk
http://soundcloud.com/iamrobd
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wHcxCryWNDA&search=voltron%20got%20served
For any UK's on here who saw the A-team reuniting show last night, here's "T on the mike":
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7_rBidCkJxo&search=mr%20t%20mother
REMIX!!!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KsKtcr7N7Yk&search=mr%20t%20mother
Our arrows will block out the sun!
....Then we will fight in the shade.
there ain't no othah
mothah
i'll always love her
doesn't really rhime does it...
bboy4lyfe my ass. the voltron clip is from robot chicken, the most awesome show on cartoon network (i think) right now. more here
a personal fave: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J3FanSFBEkk&search=robot%20chicken
http://www.facebook.com/blackbeltandersen
Robot Chicken is amazing, I've got the first 20 odd episodes on my pc. Faves include the Diary of Ann Frank, Kill Bunny, and Walt Disney is dead.
"Eliot!!!" "I hunger......"
hahahahahha -top stuff x
EDIT: its sooooo not Friday anymore, but who cares...
Our arrows will block out the sun!
....Then we will fight in the shade.
http://www.shomer-tec.com/site/product.cfm?id=99887213-F553-E130-7F2BE5BED6A1828B
This is a serious product though.
http://soundcloud.com/twonk
http://soundcloud.com/iamrobd
http://www.omodern.com/
http://soundcloud.com/twonk
http://soundcloud.com/iamrobd
"...even the most hardened burgler or most curious snoop will "skid" to a screeching halt as soon as they see them." :puke:
asa
it's the difference between growing your own vegetables and buying them frozen in the supermarket
http://www.facebook.com/blackbeltandersen
They also made me think about the factory where they make these things...
http://soundcloud.com/twonk
http://soundcloud.com/iamrobd
http://turbulence.org/Works/song/mono.html
http://soundcloud.com/twonk
http://soundcloud.com/iamrobd
I got sent this once, but have never checked it out. My workplace is too strangulated and Big Brother-like to check it out. So if boring, sorry ...
Mungolian Jet Set
Bugge Wesseltoft
First line:
Nonsense generates random (and sometimes humorous) text from datafiles and templates using a very simple, recursive grammar.
Thanks anyway
http://soundcloud.com/twonk
http://soundcloud.com/iamrobd
You have a fortune?
I suppose they do pay good wages in Norway...
http://soundcloud.com/twonk
http://soundcloud.com/iamrobd
since it's friday and i'm off to the pub in a few:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pq6vufmTJ9Q
http://www.facebook.com/blackbeltandersen
I'm gonna PM this to Belinda right now . . .
"The carrot has mystery"
http://soundcloud.com/twonk
http://soundcloud.com/iamrobd
http://media.ebaumsworld.com/wmv/catfood.wmv
...would you give me some information on learning hip-hop dance in Hollywood?
http://videos.humpingfrog.com/13878/2006/02/breast-feeding-the-cat.html
...would you give me some information on learning hip-hop dance in Hollywood?
http://www.viz.co.uk/?%2Fprofanisaurus%2Fprofan_index.php%3Ffb%3D1
You can look up the meaning of 'custard cousins' among many other interesting and wonderful things.
http://soundcloud.com/twonk
http://soundcloud.com/iamrobd
http://www.facebook.com/blackbeltandersen
The big dude kneels down and brings him to, by slapping his face and shaking him. He asks, "Are you OK??" In a very weak voice Mike says, "Excuse me, but what did you just say to me?" The big dude says, "When I saw the curious look on your face, I just figured I'd give you the answers to the questions everyone always asks me. "I'm 7 feet tall, weigh 350 lbs, have a 20 inch penis, my testicles weigh 3 lbs each, and my name is Turner Brown." Mike said, "Oh Thank God!!! I thought you said 'Turn Around!'"
...would you give me some information on learning hip-hop dance in Hollywood?
nobody bored ?
not much to say no good links...
Website
Discogs Seller
vi.sualize.us
LastFM
Mixcloud
Website
Discogs Seller
vi.sualize.us
LastFM
Mixcloud
Our arrows will block out the sun!
....Then we will fight in the shade.
what i understand is that they visualize the internet data streams....
more info :
http://www.caida.org/home/
Website
Discogs Seller
vi.sualize.us
LastFM
Mixcloud
he plays around with flightpatterns / Air traffic as seen by the FAA
http://www.aaronkoblin.com/work/faa/index.html
Website
Discogs Seller
vi.sualize.us
LastFM
Mixcloud
Marius
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twitter
Darth Vader Vs Japanese Police.
I'm not sure what the jokes are but...
innersounds
http://media.ebaumsworld.com/wmv/bestmusicvideo.wmv
...would you give me some information on learning hip-hop dance in Hollywood?
http://www.moderndrunkardmagazine.com/
asa
it's the difference between growing your own vegetables and buying them frozen in the supermarket