Please allow me...

[schmilo]

...to introduce myself . I'm a man of (limited) wealth and (questionable) taste, who's looking forward to being marginally less bored at work from now on. <br /><br />Very enjoyable site, by the way. <br /><br />Cheers<br />Emlyn :)

[ladyboygrimsby]

Big up yerself, fella! (You didn't used to play for Liverpool, by any chance?)

[schmilo]

Nah - I'm afraid my footballing successes never rivaled those of the Crazy Horse. I did make first team goalie for the under-10's though... ;D