hilarious but crude footy chants vol 45

[Cafe del Lar]

in light of last week's revelations regarding stevie g's bird and a notorious gangster (not even the same gangster she was reputedly involved with last year), everton fans sing this lovely little ditty to the liverpool fc diving superstar..

'who's that coming over yer bird?
Is it a gangster? Is it a gangster?'

well, i thought it was funny.

[discokermit]

when wolves played west brom and lee hughes was going out with a stripper, we sang, to the tune of 'my old man's a dustman',

lee hughes is a wanker,
he plays for albion,
his girlfriend is a prostitute,
who comes from birmingham,

she dances on a table,
her tits and arse on show,
and if you wanna shag her,
it's twenty pence a go.

all the home fans sang it continuously until hughes, in an impotent rage, started lunging in on everyone and got sent off.

the local paper had a warning from the police afterwards not to sing it anymore. which we ignored.

[Contador]

not even the same gangster she was reputedly involved with last year

The one she was involved with the other year was 'Pancake'(I heard it was a load of bollox anyway but she has been known to play around), this 'latest revelation' is an old re-hashed story from yonks ago about Gerrard knocking off some schoolie who was going out with George Bromly Junior. Son of George Bromly who was gunned down in Charlie Seiga's house whilst reading the Daily Post, Joey Owens is thought to have carried out the hit but it could never be proven and there is also a hint that Seiga had something to do with it. Bromly was a horrible taxing cunt who went round robbing dealers and had a number of enemies so take a wild stab in the dark at who might of plugged him. Anyway back to his son who had been threatening Gerrard after he found out he was still seeing his bird.

The notw making a mountain out of a mole hill as usual and the cynic in me things its the London press just trying to stir more shit up before a big European Cup semi....

and as for a crude footy chant, how about this one (to the tune of the Fernando Torres bounce song)

His neck scars proved he lost his head tevez, tevez,
youll never shag a sexy bird tevez, tevez,
you ugly twat, you argie cunt
theyve sewn your head on back to front,
Carlos Tevez The Munsters number 9

[fatneck]

quite like the 21st century PC songs list in Red Issue..

"Oh Manchester, Oh Manchester
Oh Manchester is post industrial
Its full of empowered young women, a vibrant homosexual community and a global sports franchise
Oh Manchester is post industrial."

"Park, Park wherever you may choose to be
you have different culinary tastes in your country of origin
It could be worse, you could have been born in an economically less vibrant area of the north-west
eating a sub-normal diet as recommended by the foods standard act 1978
living in state provided accomadation"

or my personal favourite..

"You're excruciatingly bad at your chosen profession, and you're well aware of this fact"

sounds like a chelsea song ?

............

it will happen one day, there has already been reports of councils wishing to ban "regionalist" chanting.

they really should go forth and multiply.

[Contador]

The one she was involved with the other year was 'Pancake'(I heard it was a load of bollox anyway but she has been known to play around), this 'latest revelation' is an old re-hashed story from yonks ago about Gerrard knocking off some schoolie who was going out with George Bromly Junior. Son of George Bromly who was gunned down in Charlie Seiga's house whilst reading the Daily Post, Joey Owens is thought to have carried out the hit but it could never be proven and there is also a hint that Seiga had something to do with it. Bromly was a horrible taxing cunt who went round robbing dealers and had a number of enemies so take a wild stab in the dark at who might of plugged him. Anyway back to his son who had been threatening Gerrard after he found out he was still seeing his bird.

The notw making a mountain out of a mole hill as usual and the cynic in me things its the London press just trying to stir more shit up before a big European Cup semi....



and there's more......
Gerrard 'fixer' goes on the run (http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/uk_news/england/lincolnshire/7347152.stm)


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wt8oz7pSjGM

[lovejones]

The one she was involved with the other year was 'Pancake'

Allegedly named cause he's "flipped".