Ashley Cole - ****** (fill in the blanks)

[Herbie King]

just got back from the Lane seeing us almost stick it to the scum and am amazed and dismayed that Cole didn't get sent off for a) an unbelievable challenge on Hutton, and/or b) his petulance when being booked (turning his back to the ref).

The boy is just an awful person...let's look at the facts: the whole 'Cashley' Cole thing (£50,000 a week a "disgrace"); cheating on is missus, which ain't cool by any stretch of the imagination, throw in the fact that she seems like a top lass and is very pleasing on the eye then he is just a wrongen; he played for Arsenal, and finally he did that crap ad for the lottery.

I bet he has sh*t music taste too...

[man_traic]

all footballers are cunts

[ladyboygrimsby]

throw in the fact that she seems like a top lass and is very pleasing on the eye then he is just a wrongen;

She's horrifc and a part-time racist (see her charming conviction). They deserve each other. All Premiership players are overpaid twats. Glad to see the Chelski's title hopes drain last night, though!

[the mighty asok]

She's horrifc and a part-time racist (see her charming conviction). They deserve each other. All Premiership players are overpaid twats. Glad to see the Chelski's title hopes drain last night, though!

Your right - shes as much a cock as he is. I didnt see the tackle last night although I was flicking between the games, but apparently according to a very pleasant dirty scum soupporting mate of mine it was an absolute shocker.

I think its funny when people who were once reasonably well resepected (cole was well liked when he broke into the Arsenal and England squad) turn out to be hated because thier true nature shines through (ie. wanker).

Sadly I dont think this is the end of Chelseas title challenge, I also thought Bolton were a bit unlucky last night they played pretty well considering but I suppose Ronaldo is the best in the country at the moment. The big girl.

[hambo]

Fill in the blanks? From what I've heard he can do that rather well, with some kind of lubricant.

Cole is a Narcissist pure and simple. His sham marrage to Tweedy said it all. The Cunt.

[fatneck]

the unholy trinity of tossers (fatty lampard/terry/dogba) surrounding mike riley after the challenge was pretty typical of their arrogance. How Cole can feel aggreived and petulantly turn his back after that challenge is beyond me, utter wankers.

Grant's wengeresque inability to see ANYTHING was hilarious too

also the fact he's the spit of Boss Nass from the phantom menace :)

[timm sure]

just got back from the Lane seeing us almost stick it to the scum and am amazed and dismayed that Cole didn't get sent off for a) an unbelievable challenge on Hutton, and/or b) his petulance when being booked (turning his back to the ref).

The boy is just an awful person...let's look at the facts: the whole 'Cashley' Cole thing (£50,000 a week a "disgrace"); cheating on is missus, which ain't cool by any stretch of the imagination, throw in the fact that she seems like a top lass and is very pleasing on the eye then he is just a wrongen; he played for Arsenal, and finally he did that crap ad for the lottery.

I bet he has sh*t music taste too...

not to mention his (alleged) mobile phone shenanigans with pennant...:-D

[ladyboygrimsby]

not to mention his (alleged) mobile phone shenanigans with pennant...:-D

I don't read the tabloids, which shenanigans are these?

[timm sure]

vibrating phone alerts....

[Maelstrom]

(£50,000 a week a "disgrace")

Surely he's on about double that?

[Little Beaver]

As a (deeply dispirited) Chelsea supporter, may I just say that...

...Ashley Cole is utterly, utterly revolting. He symbolises just about everything I despise about modern football.

Great game by the way.

[Sandy Marton]

He is an odious little pig of a man

[Jolyon]

it's nice to see chelsea getting their comeuppance. they're not going to win anything this season and will sack a second manager in less than a year :)

[Gentleman Mixer]

everytime I see Avram I hear is the "curb your enthusiam" theme music.

[Little Richard]

My favourite Cashley Cole story, I don't think anyone has mentioned it yet:

"Apparently, Ashley Cole would only agree to hold this week's exclusive with the Observer on the understanding that the paper 'kit him out in a Prada suit'.
'No problems there until he said that he wanted to keep the suit and asked the newspaper to take care of matters. Prada wasn't prepared to play ball so editors were left frantically asking favours from other designers to keep the Arsenal footballer happy. He eventually walked off with a £1,000 suit from Paul Smith.'
Still, there's no quibbling with their final point – in his Observer feature, Cole not only wore the aforementioned Paul Smith suit but a wristband proclaiming 'Make Poverty History.'
Lead on, Ashley."

http://manchesterjon.blogspot.com/2005/06/mph-crapness.html

[Little Beaver]

Surely he's on about double that?
He probably is. "Disgrace" was his response to being offered 50k a week by Arsenal. I wish les bleus would just sack him and give Wayne Bridge a decent run in the team. I reckon most Chelsea fans hate Cole A. as much as the rest of you.

[Pablo Sound]

Bill did you seriously miss the phone story?? Sure there are some terrace anthems to go along with that one..

[ladyboygrimsby]

Bill did you seriously miss the phone story?? Sure there are some terrace anthems to go along with that one..

If they are I've not heard them on the terraces at Dagenham & Redbridge and Peterborough this season.... We've got more important things to sing about....:-D

[iamrobd]

I reckon most Chelsea fans hate Cole A. as much as the rest of you.

:oops: Yup :oops: Its more embarrassment than hatred though.

[ron day]

If they are I've not heard them on the terraces at Dagenham & Redbridge and Peterborough this season.... We've got more important things to sing about....:-D

One man went to bed

Went to bed with Ashley

One man and his mobile phone

Weeeent to bed with Ashley

[Weekender]

I know its entirely unnecessary and pointless but I'd just like to chip in to say I reserve a special dislike for im as well.

[mikuni]

Ashley Cole is a Fucking Arsehole... (c) leeds fans 2003

[Dancing Girl]

He makes me feel sick. No one likes him. Chelsea fans hate him. Fuck Off Ashley!

[slept in]

I don't see what the problem is???

You're all jealous, obviously...

Just 'cos he's got ALL the suits...

[pastinaca]

i especially liked what he was reported as saying after puking in the other womans car.

"You should feel honoured to have a Premiership footballer being sick in your car."

[mikuni]

I don't see what the problem is???

You're all jealous, obviously...

Just 'cos he's got ALL the suits...

He's got all the ice-docking as well...

[Kiesnor]

looks like the kind of guy your missus would leave you for, he'd treat her mean and then she's come running back to you.

[fatneck]

looks like the kind of guy your missus would leave you for, he'd treat her mean and then she's come running back to you.

maan you've been burned havn't you :)

[Pev]

.... in a sham marriage .

She's a horrible low grade racist , he's ( allegedly ) gay . The marriage suits the pair of them just fine as to be seen as either would mean professional suicide for the pair of them . I have my doubts about his infidelity as well , it keeps him in the papers as a 100 per cent hetero and her in the papers by hook or by crook just as her profile needs a boost . Expect her solo rendition of " I will survive " soon .

[Kiesnor]

maan you've been burned havn't you :)

you knows it...

and he looked like Cole (cries and runs into bathroom)

[Kiesnor]

not really, but I just get that impression, I have a good imagination... maybe I've tempted fate and it's now gonn ahappen to me, mmm... need to find a lady that looks like Cheryl Tweedy (but without the attitude) ;)

it does make me laugh how these people end up getting humiliated and then they just carry on again as if it's all fine, no it isn't all fine... in the real world this is what happened to me...

My last girlfriend pissed me off really bad about something so I ended the relationship, she then was reaaaally nice and we sorted it out, then SHE dumped ME to have the last laugh, it's my own fault for being so weak :mad: lol

[fatneck]

I remember the thread about mental exes recently....

on topic. everythings ok now as he's apologised on chelsea tv :rolleyes:

nice friendly journo's and freindly environment for him to discuss his "misplaced tackle"

[Kiesnor]

I remember the thread about mental exes recently....


Glad I stoppped contributing to that thread now.. lol

I actually have an update when I get around to it.